kimdash: Shameka Keisha Tara Shonda Sabrina Crysta Daronda Theresa Felicia Tenisha Sha’von Monica Monique Christina Yolanda
I miss him soo much!
satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
jenthesoprano: I don’t know how all these teenagers sneak out at night I’m too lazy to even get out of bed
*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*
thenineteenth13: This song has been in my head...
me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
niggas got all the swag in the world until you ask them to read a paragraph out loud
every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist
Person: What state do you live in?
slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers
13mph: have you ever had food so good you didnt wanna finish it cuz then you’d have none left
mom: who are you texting?
me: my crack dealer