September 2011
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I'm going to open a store next to forever 21 and... →
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How to get laid.
Lay on bed.
Wait 2 hours.
Lay becomes past tense
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Dear future husband,
When you propose to me, please don’t put the ring in my food because I guarantee I will eat that shit.
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